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The World’s Saddest Zoo (If Not, I’d Hate To See What Tops It)

Jul 9, 2015 by Daniel McBane 16 Comments

Sad dog in tiny cage in Shenzhen, China

When you went to the zoo as a kid, which animals were you most excited to see? Monkeys? Lions? How about dogs? Or a pig? If you visit the small zoo attached to the Guanlan Mountain & Lake Garden Farm in Shenzhen, China, you won’t find the first two, but you’ll find plenty of dogs, […]

Filed Under: China Tagged With: China, animals, Shenzhen, culture

The Flooded Streets of Shenzhen

May 25, 2015 by Daniel McBane 14 Comments

Chinese girl on motorbike in flood

It rains a lot in southern China. Most of that rain falls during the monsoon season from April to September. This can be a little annoying if you’re traveling around China during the summer and you enjoy doing anything other than sitting in your hotel room. It can also wreak havoc on transportation in rural […]

Filed Under: China Tagged With: flood, China, Shenzhen, weather, rain

I Love Chinese Repairmen!

Sep 30, 2014 by Daniel McBane 11 Comments

When you live in a Chinese apartment, something will stop working. Actually, most things will stop working. The majority can be fixed using duct tape, paper clips, newspapers, rubber bands, chewing gum and/or various other items laying around the house. Occasionally none of those will work and you have to call a repairman. That’s when […]

Filed Under: China Tagged With: China, Shenzhen, culture, language difficulty, annoying people, locals

How Long Does It Really Take To Pick Ten Lychees?

Aug 20, 2014 by Daniel McBane 13 Comments

Lychees on a tree at Shenzhen, China farm

I’ve been on a number of sightseeing tours in China and they all had one thing in common: they were bad. Often very, very bad (like this one in Xi’an). Despite that, I enjoyed most of them. Having the right people on the tour helps, but the most important factor is attitude. If you go […]

Filed Under: China Tagged With: food, China, Shenzhen, culture, group tour, tourism

Sweating Away at Shenzhen’s Meilin Reservoir

Jul 16, 2014 by Daniel McBane 6 Comments

Shenzhen skyline from Meilin Reservoir in Shenzhen

Summers in China are horrible. They’re hot and humid and anyone who sets foot outside is instantly soaked in sweat. When I lived in Shanghai, I escaped to Kashgar in the far west of China for the summer. The temperatures are even higher there, but the complete lack of moisture makes life much more pleasant. […]

Filed Under: China Tagged With: weather, walking, China, Shenzhen

Bad English Sign for Fat Food in Shenzhen

Jul 28, 2012 by Daniel McBane 3 Comments

Bad English Sign Shenzhen China

If this bad English sign near the Shenzhen Railway Station at the Luohu border crossing with Hong Kong is any indication, it seems China finally passed some truth-in-advertising laws. Get info on Shenzhen here and China in general here.

Filed Under: China, Funny Photos Tagged With: food, funny image, funny signs, China, bad English, Shenzhen

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As the more astute among you may have guessed, my name is Daniel McBane. I've been traveling and working overseas for almost ten years now and have finally decided to document some of the strange, crazy or just plain funny encounters and observations from my travels. I've also added a travel guide section, figuring I should reward my four readers by providing at least something of use. Read more on my about page.

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